Nine Children - Two Heart Attacks

A story in the paper today relates how one mother has managed to produce a son after having nine girls. Having been pregnant for 10 of the last 17 years, Mrs. Laycock finally achieved what she hoped for, namely a son.

Mr. Laycock, who worked as a chef for 20 years, has been forced to give up work after suffering two heart attacks in the space of 6 months.

Not surprised Old Chap - all that 'horizontal jogging' is more than enough to cause one heart attack, let alone two!