The Poisoned Dwarf Strikes Again!

That apology for a Secretary of State (Oh do keep up - you know damn well who I mean - her with the 'vertically challenged deficiency and a carrot-coloured topping') for Local Government & Communities, Blears; now what is her christian name - erm, I know, it is also the name for a nut - oh never mind it will come to me.........

Anyway, she is up to her 'job-creation' schemes yet again. This involved a 53 page 'guidance' document issued to local authorities. Contained within the document are the words "If not planned properly, football can be divisive and trigger conflict. Passions can get high and physical contact can easily lead to confrontations"

Woman! Like rugby, football is a 'physical contact' sport - have you no brain? Obviously not, seeing as you are a member of the ruling political party!

My suggestion that she adopted the ability of the Cheshire Cat and on a permanent basis was obviously wishful thinking.

Anyone got the loan of a brick wall and an AK47?